Days of Xmas
The Sysadmin’s 12 Days of Christmas On the twelfth day of Christmas, my CIO gave to me Twelve servers crashing, Eleven users griping, Ten LANs a-lagging, Nine vendors selling, Eight RAIDs a-spinning, Seven clouds a-fogging, Six disks a-failing, Five Windows Phones, Four hard drives, Three Cisco routers, Two iPads, And a Surface with Windows RT!