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The Sysadmin’s 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my CIO gave to me
Twelve servers crashing,
Eleven users griping,
Ten LANs a-lagging,
Nine vendors selling,
Eight RAIDs a-spinning,
Seven clouds a-fogging,
Six disks a-failing,
Five Windows Phones,
Four hard drives,
Three Cisco routers,
Two iPads,
And a Surface with Windows RT!

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