Linux for new parents.

Ever wish you could stay by the baby, but get a little rest from holding the child. Linux has your answer. Just tie a string from the cdrom tray to a baby rocker. Put the following code in a shell fine and make it executable. (chmod +x babyrock.sh)

babyrock.sh
[code]
while [1 = 1]
do
#eject cdrom
eject

#pull cdrom tray back in
eject -t
done
[/code]

Run the code and enjoy a bit of free time.

$ ./babyrock.sh



Note: Please, do not leave children unattended.

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