Geek Jokes


C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

‎”Unix Airlines: You walk out to the runway and they give you a box of tools and some airplane parts. The passengers form into groups and start building twelve different planes.”

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue

C isn’t that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

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